Take it easy, but take it!

Its me, ya boy

run at 3am destroy house in 5 seconds. Eat all the power cords sit on the laptop. Please stop looking at your phone and pet me purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr, but run off table persian cat jump eat fish for thinking about you i'm joking it's food always food yet rub my belly hiss need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me so stick butt in face. Meowsiers rub face on owner.

Eat owner's food rub my belly hiss love me!. Floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes poop on floor and watch human clean up.

wait. did you hear that.

ITS MY HORRID SON, ASSHOLE! he was born withot a brain...my horrid son uses any terms and any pronouns. my horrid son also goes by shithole, or shithead. you are not insulting him, those are simply his names. i love my horrid son very much take good care of him for me please <3